TORONTO — In what is sure to become a beloved, time-honored holiday tradition, a local toy company has introduced its new "Jordan Peterson on the Shelf" doll that will sit and watch you to make sure you keep your room clean like a decent, mature adult.
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 1:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Recent discoveries have revealed a motive behind Cain's decision to murder his brother Abel out in an open field. While it was long assumed that Cain chose this location due to its convenience
Published: Thursday, January 5th, 2023 @ 2:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A spokesman for Santa's Workshop today announced the organization's latest advance in their ongoing efforts to determine who's naughty and who's nice
Published: Friday, December 2nd, 2022 @ 6:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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